Meet Joey, da new Chief!
By: CanineTrackers
Tags: animals, CanineTrackers, cats, dogs, pets
Category: ANNOUNCEMENTS
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Ohhhh…Ay’l tek da high rode and you’ll take da lo rode, and Ay’l get to (guess where) afore ‘ye…Hello, Evewybody! Vinny here. I’ve decided to take an indefinite weave of absence, and so I entwust da care of CanineTrackers to da caypabeau and genewous paws of my cousin Joey.
My sister Fluffy wants to take a weave of absence, too; so da bwunt of opewashunz will fall on da not-so-caypabeau hands of our hoomin.
But things are wooking bwighteaw. Jenny (dats Joey’s mom) will take over what Fluffy wuz doing.
- Jenny & Joey
Fortunatewy, my hoomin’s fwends are smarter den she. F’rinstance, one of her fwends (da one who sez Jimmy Carter made a lousy pwesident cuz he wuz too good a man) said, “Your shopping cart looks like it wuz fashund by a bawwacuda. And where did you get the idea you have to charge sales tax?”
(Well, you know, her fwend is a bizness lady and she knows stuff.) To what my hoomin sed, “Um, well…I got that from the price lists, and Uncle Sam wants me to charge tax. Look, here’s the letter.” More looks of exaspewashun. (And you thought dey only cooked dis up yesterday
)
Anyway, I’m excited cuz she’z excited learning new stuff and at the pwospect of offewing da best pwoducts at weeazonabeaw pwices!
I and Fluffy will still be major contwibutors, and Fluffy iz still Editor-in-Chief. (I don’t think Jenny is cut out for editing or making important jishizhuns. But Joey’s cool, so she did sumthin’ right!
)
You can twust Vinny to keep you posted!
Guess where I’m goin’ next? (Hint: ‘Love me spuds.’ ) Remember, theaw iz no right answer!
(Make dat CEO ex-officio
)
By Vinny for…
